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One of the perennial favourite 'Ultimatum Questions' is being asked whether, could you only have one, you would choose 'Food or Sex'? Unfortunately, you always get one wise-ass who sees it necessary to  pedantically point out that, for  purely survivalist reasons, food is the only correct answer (as if they believe said ultimatum is an entirely plausible one and their response will contribute towards a referendum). For the rest of us, it is a tough question where a life without either seems like a bleak existence.

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Firstly, I would like to highlight that my dining companion insisted that I use that headline. His insistence suggested that a failure to take advantage of the linguistic similarities between ‘Tuscanic’ and ‘Titanic’ would mean that I had failed as a journalist, friend and, indeed, human being. Some might say that images of a doomed ship might starkly contrast the enthusiastically positive review I am about to give, but let’s gloss over that in the name of wordplay.

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