Like a Christmas cracker, it’s going to be full of surprises.

Unlike a Christmas cracker, they will be good ones. So come gather round the fire, warm yourselves with our words and enjoy our mince pie of poetry. Do they want anything in return for this exquisitely wrapped Christmas present? No – it’s completely FREE! So don you now some gay apparel (tinsel and a Santa hat will suffice), grab an eggnog and have yourself a merry little Jawdance.