A show about trying to understand what you want, and wondering how the fuck to ask for it. It’s also about fucking. And wondering how the fuck to make a show about fucking.

I’m about to talk to you about sex, not the sex of cheap mass produced erotica, not the oh-god-oh-yes-oh-no performance sex of porn, not the sex that men want and women aren’t sure if they want it or not because they’ve never known anything else, but real sex, with real bodies. And in this conversation, [almost] everyone is allowed to speak.

Expect home videos, bodice-ripping yarns, keys in the bowl, explicit XXX, your mouth/mine, and a terrible Radiohead cover. Steady yourself… OH YES OH NO is taking questions from the floor, and it’s about to answer loud and clear.

‘An extraordinary performer- a magnetic presence’ Carole Woddis

‘I can’t decide if Louise Orwin is a lunatic or a genius’ Jimmy Richards

‘[Louise’s work] demands and deserves to be seen’ Exeunt