Freeze (a ritualistic double-act) have been ordered to do a short tour of London’s compass-points.

 They (Tim Key; poetical/strong) will be parading their efforts in the North, South, Left and East of the capital before climaxing in the dead-centre. They (Tom Basden; dishy/owns a flat, a bike and a lawnmower) will be trotting out a bleak mix of poetry, comedy, theatricality, music, tussling and infamy. They are looking forward to drinking local tinnies and sampling diverse foods as they navigate their way around London. This is a boomtime for live comedy. Freeze! are aiming to get in on it.

“It’s impossible to describe the pure inventiveness of this show, you can only go and see it yourself” – OBSERVER