Your presence is hereby requested by Her Majesty Queen Rumpus at a gala celebration of her second anniversary as Monarch of London’s Nightlife.

Featuring a full night’s entertainment fit for our Beloved Queen; there will be much tomfoolery from our court jesters, The Royal Sideshow Circus, and all manner of fanfares from the very best troubadours from across the Kingdom.

Though the exact line up of this most regal affair will be kept a closely guarded state secret until next week, Her Majesty has allowed us to provide the following names in order to whet your appetite.

Our most gallant Knights of the Empire, FLUFFY LOGIC will return from their questing in far away lands to bring you a room full of Adventures; Those eternal ne’er-do-wells the CARNY VILLAINS have finally been captured and will be made to perform for your delectation; Whereas those thoroughly pleasant chaps from FRANKIE AND THE JACKS will play for you if just ask them nicely enough; Royal DJs DR MALAKA and SACHA DIEU will represent on the wheels of Steels; and all time favourites like Her Majesty’s Most Royal Kazoo Orchestra (wear a hat) and the Ball Pool will of course be in attendance.

Spread across 7 rooms, each of which will be filled to positively bursting with high-octane, non stop, over-the-top Grade A FUN, this is going to the last Rumpus of the Season, before we all disperse for the summer. Come down and celebrate our second birthday in the most Royal fashion imaginable!

Dress Code suggestions: Coronation Chicken; Birthday cake; Monarchs; Empresses; Pass The Parcel; Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived; MORECAKE; DanceFloor Dukes & Party Princesses; Plebeians; Knights Errant; Beefeaters; Let Them Eat Cake; Jacobins; Warts and All; All The Queen’s Horses & All The Queen’s Men

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COMPETITION: Win 1x Pair of tickets to attend Rumpus presents A Very Golden Jubilee at 22:00 on 1 June 2012. To enter the competition, send an email to Katie at katie@run-riot.com with the correct answer in the ‘subject’ box. The winner will be randomly selected.

Q: 'A toy musical instrument with a membrane that produces a buzzing sound when a player hums or sings into the mouthpiece.' What is this describing?
A: .1) a dwarf goat horn .2) an oily piccolo .3) a 'mermaids tamborine' .4) a kazoo