The House of Hot Breath return to the stage with an ALL NEW overtainment spectacular!! 1000 times bigger, 1000 times more ridiculous. Prepare yourself for the next level! It's DANCE PARTY 4000!!!

DANCE PARTY 3000 IS DEAD. It was fun, don't get me wrong, it was just a blackhead compared to the massive volcanic zit we are about to pop on Oct. 2nd.
 
It's the ALL NEW Dance Party 4000 (incorporating the 2010 Roundtable Bogle Workshop and Meet & Greet™)
 
We've taken our smash hit Dance Party 3000 and added the air from inside 1000 ping pong balls so you know this party is going to be tight!!
 
This is what you will find on the hand written, leather bound menu for you to enjoy:
 
DUOTARD presents DANCE FREAKS!
The UK's favourite husband and wife interpretive dance troupe are back with a brand new instructional dance DVD called DANCE FREAKS! Following in the footsteps of their previous smash hit videos, Witness the Fitness and Dance Can Du!, Duotard now takes you through the final steps in becoming a fully trained semi-professional amateur dancer. Featuring guest appearances from London's hottest dance freaks and all the latest moves, Duotard's DANCE FREAKS is 4000% interactive video dancing at it's finest.

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BIZZNESS ATTYRE feat. JUNIOR FASHONZ
Welcome to the world of administrative dancehall reggae! BIZZNESS ATTYRE were discovered by Duncan Bannatyne from TV's the Dragon's Den while visiting a dolphin factory in St. Lucia. With his mentorship and business acumen, he has turned these raggamuffins into dancefloor power brokers with a confident swagger, flair for middle management and a keen eye on your private sector. Hot off the back of their sizzling performance at the Notting Hill Carnival outside the Kall Kwik Copy Centre they are heading East to spread to their human resources on the crowd at Dance Party 4000.

 
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PINK CRUSS
Here at Hot Breath we like our rock and roll like we like our beef: raw, tough, and female. More Mack truck than Mac lipstick, Pink Cruss is a wet dream covered in gasoline, spit and blood. Loved by few, hated  by many and feared by all, Pink Cruss is the sound of Aileen Wuornos jamming with The Misfits in the basement of Hamleys. 
 

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HEAD-2-HEAD DANCE OFF CHALLENGE!
5 minutes, 12 genres of music and more moves than Macho Man Randy Savage, it can only be the dance off challenge. 4 dancers will battle it out on the dancefloor head to head before a panel of celebrity judges for supreme glory. The categories are all over the shop, the pace is borderline schizophrenic, and the prizes are a double rainbow pot of gold all the way. OH MY GOOOOD!!
 

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CARDIOKE!
Physical participaction, complete release through song and embracing the ridiculous have always been key tenets of the Hot Breath doctrine, and Cardioke harnesses all these powers in one mighty force. You have truly not lived until you have sung hi n-r-g karaoke on exercise equipment! And to give you an added bit of encouragement, we are giving away a free Hot Breath fanny pack to all singers and a special prize for whoever burns the most calories, so mount up!
 

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SPINNING GENRE WHEEL
Only at Dance Party 4000 will you have the chance to dance to 25 different styles of music in one night!! Does head banging give you a headache?? Does reggae give you cramps? Then wait for the buzzer and see what comes up next, dummy. Plus we've given our genre wheel a complete makeover and are adding some brand new categories including PANPIPES!!

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So you get this full trough of dancefloor slop to play in for only 7 quid! It's cheaper than going to see Marmaduke, dum dum!!

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