It's time to get yer squeak on and join the shameless celebration of surface, artifice and artful arsey-ness of cheap loud synthetic noise and even cheaper man-made fabrics fresh from the sweat-shop.

All hail ye celestial host of patent-leather angels, you stillborn-slippery underbelly of the mediocrity of fetish-good-taste...hear ye, this call to arms... Revolt into Vile! The Birthday Boys are back in town!

This is a place where it's all about Class War and a Class A Saturday night-out. The body of the CyberChrist is only a few hydrogenated molecules away from a bin-liner, so come worship at the trash temple of Polyvinyl Chloride.

Expect a superstar DJ lineup with Ashleigh April, Black Dahlia, Grim Beeper and Rusty Gusset all spinning the vinyl. Plus, Blank Milk live on stage, and your door whore for the evening, Sabrina Bubblegum will be enforcing with the utmost strictness, the non-negotiable Club PVC dress code.